February 2012
I’m going to bed. i’m tired and I have finals tomorrow. Night :)
Woman: And when I was getting surgery it was god that saved me.
Interviewer: What about the surgeons?
Interviewer: Didn't they have something to do with it?
Woman: No it was all god.
Interviewer: But the surgeons they operated on you for....
Woman: God.
Interviewer: But...
Woman: God.
teacher: excuse me head up no sleeping in my class
me:
teacher:
me:
teacher:
me: yolo
My grandma likes to turn t.v’s on and then leave the room.
Watchhelloelle:
ktyellz16:
sexarah:
chrisbreeh:
chrisbreeh:
I WANT A HIPPO FOR CHRISTMAS
LIKE THIS / REBLOG THIS,. I WANT IT TO GET 20!1000 NOTES
omg
CRYING. OMG I MAKE THE SAME FACE.
I CAN’T BREAHTE WHAT THE OMFG
Who remembers 'My Date With The President's...
setitallstraight:
thiswarismine-bvb:
soldmysoultotheripper666:
theejosieee:
be-iconicx:
and BRINK <3 it watched it last night. c:
ANDDDD Jump In… anyone remember that??
tru confessions? :P
I NEED TO GO WATCH ALL OF THESE NOW.
And Rip Girls, please, Rip Girls. <3
God! That right there is a large chunk of my childhood!
best shit ever
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htlnick:
I’m really good at being bad at everything
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I just spent like and hour dancing and now my legs hurt.
Some song on the radio: Tell me i'm pretty.
My teacher: No.
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cardcaptorsollux:
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
joshfrancesgay:
brendoneureka:
patrickhumps:
when fob comes back they better have really long song titles that have nothing to do with the song or im gonna be pissed
by fall out boy
not quite
wtf9646 asked: O :)
Leave a letter in my ask and I'll tell you the...
A: Age.
B: Where I'm from.
C: Where I would like to live.
D: Favourite food.
E: Religion.
F: Sexual orientation.
G: Single/Taken.
H: Favourite book.
I: Eyes color.
J: Favourite movie.
K: Favourite TV show.
L: Favourite band/singer.
M: My best friend's name.
N: Favorite day of the year.
O: Favourite color.
P: If I have any pets and name.
Q: What I'm listening to right now.
R: Last movie I've watched.
S: What's my ringtone.
T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
V: What does my name mean.
W: Favourite superhero.
X: Celebrity crush.
Y: My birthday.
Realizing less then 24 hours till "Raised by...
reverse-sarahs-curse:
To express my emotions about this, here is Mr. Jim Carry: WHY CAN’T IT COME SOONER?!:
Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But here's...
So there is this new song at my school....
Its called ‘I beat the pussy up‘
My mom is always complaining about how she is always cleaning and no one helps her but nothing is ever dirty and no one tells her to clean.
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When you smell weed →
most-awkward-moments:
I made this blog to cheer you sad people up. You deserve to smile.
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