May 2012
petewentzemoloser:
do u ever feel
like a plastic fag
Heading to work this morning
harlee-q:
mrcraabs:
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
tupacabra:
tupacabra:
you guys i lost my virginity!!!11!!!1!
nevermind i found it
milesjai:
arrowsandblades:
crzyblackidd:
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If Tom Hiddleston was actually my boyfriend
Me: Can you do it one more time?
Tom: No
Me: Please?
Tom: No
Me: PLEASE. JUST ONCE MORE.
Tom: *sigh* okay
Me: ..........
Tom: Kneel before me...
Me: ASHGIADHGIOEHWSIOGHIOSGHEDASGEASHS. AGAIN.
My friend: All rockstars look like faggots.
Me: If you're trying to offend me its not working.
The moment when terrible pictures of you are...
sodamnrelatable:
via sodamnrelatable
Imagine if your future husband/wife is following...
lolzpicx:
commanderinqueef:
seeing things that cost over a dollar in the dollar store is the main reason I have trust issues
don’t get attached to tv programs
because they will go on hiatus
and you will die
h-styles:
fuckme-1direction:
nickiminiall:
h-styles:
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
nintendoggystyle:
i could never get a job working at a store because i would end up stealing everything
Drop a color in my ask box
Yellow: When you get older, where would you want to live?
Orange: Where do you want to be right now?
Lilac: What is your dream vacation?
Beige: What is your favorite dream?
White: Who was your first kiss?
Purple: Who was your last kiss?
Tangerine: Give a description of who you like.
Green: Share a family story.
Gold: Share a story that makes you smile.
Black: Share something you did embarrassingly.
Blue: Are you still friends with the people you met in elementary school?
Magenta: What is something you barely tell anyone?
Red: What are your hobbies?
Violet: What college do you plan to attend?
Brown: Would you rather have a relationship or friend with benefit? Explain.
Peach: Who is your favorite teacher so far?
Pink: What is the meaning behind your url?
ifyoucarryonthisway:
i honestly hope im still wearing band shirts when im 50 like i really dont wanna be that middle aged woman wearing brown sandals and khaki capris and a pink polo please god anything but that
chekhov:
these guys are all arguing about whether or not it’s patriotic to wash an american flag and i’m like get the fuck over yourself you brought it at cvs for 5 dollars a year ago it was sewn by a korean laborer
sherlockjumpedoffbartsand:
superwhopotterlock:
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My mom: I'm missing one leg nut.
Me: Same.
